|I come with drabble! Don't Hate!
||[Sep. 14th, 2008|02:40 pm]
Basically, Sokka is the pimpingest pimp out there in the Avatarverse. Even Zuko can't handle it. Hopefully, this amuses someone.
There was a silence as all five women regarded the oblivious dead asleep water tribe boy.
"He loved me first." Yue challenged. Silence reigned over the group once more.
"I can fight." Ty Lee broke the silence, a defiant spark in her eyes.
"I made out with him." Suki shot back, trying hard to find some advantage over the other girls.
"Please, we've all made out with him." Toph snorted, shoving Suki out of her way.
"I'm perfect." Azula smirked, brushing her bangs out of her face.
"I'm a Princess." Yue defended herself.
Azula frowned, "So am I, idiot." She sneered maliciously at the other girl, "You're dead, if you haven't noticed."
"I saw him first!" Suki protested, shoving Toph back.
"I've spent more time with him." Toph said coolly, a confident smirk on her face. "And I can kick all of your little asses."
"I beg to differ!"
"Don't make me use my moon powers on you!"
"I'll just hit all your ugly pressure points."
"I'll shoot you full of lightning."
"Oh yeah? Why don't we try, right now?" Toph said, a little too loudly. All five women jumped back, and appraised one another.
Katara sighed, and approached the group of girls. "Ladies, there is only one way for you to settle this." All five fell silent immediately and paid rapt attention. "Which one of you can cook?"
The girls looked lost.
"I'm a Bei Fong!" Toph protested. "I don't cook."
"I'm Princess Azula/Yue!" The princesses exclaimed, aghast.
"Not very well." Suki deflated.
"Of course I can!" Ty Lee beamed. "I win!" The other four shot her venomous glares.
"Win what?" Sokka asked groggily. "And what's with all the noise?"